Weezy Interiews YOU!

Welcome. It’s nice to have you with us.
What is your name? And/or how do telemarketers mispronounce your name?

Answer Here:

How would you describe yourself?
Please use only words beginning with the letters “S,” “D,” and “P.”

Is your home neat or messy?

What song makes you switch stations fastest when it comes on the radio?

What song makes you turn up your radio fastest?

What is the kindest thing you’ve done this year?

What is the cruelest thing you’ve done this year?

Do you feel remorse and have you apologized?

What question do you wish I would ask you?

Would you like to answer that question now?

Who makes you laugh?

Have you ever given food to a homeless person and then changed your mind and asked for it back and been punched in the face?

If you were trapped on a desert island with Richard Simmons, Charo, Carrot Top and a T-Rex and you had a gun with only one bullet, which shows should we tivo for you while you’re gone?

It has been a pleasure talking with you. I’m sorry I made you cry.